“The press takes him actually, however not severely; his supporters take him severely, however not actually.” So wrote Salena Zito, again in September 2016, of Donald Trump’s first presidential marketing campaign. It was a neat strategy to sweep apart alarmist takes coming from individuals analysing his precise statements.
However when the once-and-future-President makes statements in regards to the future it appears rash to rule out the risk that he’s telling the reality.
In July this yr, Trump promised the Bitcoin 2024 conference that he would create a “strategic nationwide Bitcoin reserve”. And in August, he told Fox Business:
Who is aware of, perhaps we’ll repay our $35tn; hand them a bit crypto examine, proper? Hand them a bit Bitcoin, and wipe out our $35tn.
Moreover, in September, he promised the Financial Membership of New York to make America its personal sovereign wealth fund, “to put money into nice nationwide endeavour to the good thing about all the American individuals”, funded by “tariffs and different clever issues”. Amongst an inventory of makes use of for this wealth fund, he said that it will “return a huge revenue which can assist pay down nationwide debt”.
May this all be a part of the identical plan? The largest pump-’n’-dump scheme of all time? Let’s assume this by way of.
Has Trump truly mentioned something about shopping for crypto? Not but.
On the convention, he pledged solely to never to sell the bitcoin already held (or which may sooner or later come to be held) by the US authorities. And among the many US authorities’s current crypto holdings are c.1 per cent of whole Bitcoin in circulation. According to Arkham, this stash has a market worth of round $21bn:

A lot of this was confiscated again in 2013 from Ross Ulbricht. Ulbricht (aka Dread Pirate Roberts) was the libertarian founding father of the Silk Road – a dark-web Amazon.com that transacted completely in bitcoin, the place customers might purchase attire, books, and digital gear — however principally medication.

Crypto-watchers have for some time been tracking the likelihood that the Division of Justice’s hoard will get dumped in the marketplace, fearful about what this supply surge would possibly do to the price of their shiny pixels. Coindesk reports that transferring bitcoin out of the DoJ to the US Treasury would seemingly require an act of Congress. But when Trump can muster the chief authority to make such an inter-governmental departmental switch occur – or not less than block the DoJ from promoting – he’s good for his pledge for a strategic bitcoin fund.
So, might just hodling the prevailing ‘strategic bitcoin reserve’ permit the federal government to repay the nationwide debt? It appears unlikely.
At pixel time, the US nationwide debt inventory stood at $36tn, whereas the variety of bitcoins held stood at 208,109. To repay such a debt with bitcoin, every token would have to be price round $173mn Now, don’t get us unsuitable, we’re sufficiently old to have witnessed a two-thousand-fold bitcoin rally earlier than. However, if repeated, this could make bitcoin price round 13.5 instances the overall market worth of each bond and inventory on the planet. And that looks like a stretch:
How about shopping for extra bitcoin?
For this, Trump would want both Congress to sign-off purchases or to deploy some type of govt motion. Regardless of having had management of each the Home and Senate in his first time period, Trump favoured govt motion wherever doable. So we’re going to imagine that this may as soon as once more be his modus operandi.
The Change Stabilization Fund — a fund designed solely to, erm, stabilise the alternate — has in observe been used as an govt motion slush fund for many years. It was used to bail out the Mexican government in 1995, guarantee money-market funds in the course of the world monetary disaster, and was allotted half a trillion {dollars} to bail out corporate America throughout Covid. Presidents raiding the ESF nonetheless have to examine with Congress, however very a lot in ‘search forgiveness’ moderately than ‘ask permission’ mode. Zack Shapiro, a crypto lawyer, reckons the law is malleable enough to permit for bitcoin purchases. And on the end of September, the ESF had belongings of $215bn, although its web asset place is a considerably skimpier $41bn. Would $41bn of price-insensitive authorities demand be sufficient to sky the value of Bitcoin? It’s onerous to see it hurting.
However to pump severe cash into crypto, Trump will want Congress. Wyoming’s Republican senator Cynthia Lummis has already introduced the sort of bill he would want. With a way of humour to rival Elon Musk’s, she known as it the “Boosting Innovation, Expertise, and Competitiveness by way of Optimized Funding Nationwide Act of 2024”. We’ll let you determine the acronym.
The invoice would require that any bitcoin seized by the US Marshal Service be transferred to a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. And it will compel the US Treasury to purchase as much as 200,000 bitcoin annually for 5 years.
How would possibly these purchases be funded? Partly, by lowering the capital of the Federal Reserve Banks from $6.825bnto $2.4bn,and scooping up the $6bn of seignorage remittances from Federal reserve banks which can be supposed to be paying down the Fed’s deferred asset. And partly by doing one thing funky with the US authorities’s gold holdings.
Part 9(c) of the invoice would require that:
Not later than 180 days after the date of enactment of this Act, the Federal reserve banks shall tender all excellent gold certificates of their custody to the Secretary. Not later than 90 days after the tender of the final such certificates, the Secretary shall subject new gold certificates to the Federal reserve banks that mirror the honest market worth value of the gold held towards such certificates by the Treasury, as of the date specified by the Secretary on every new gold certificates. Upon subject by the Secretary, every Federal reserve financial institution that receives a brand new gold certificates shall remit the distinction in money worth between the outdated and new gold certificates to the Secretary for deposit within the common fund inside 90 days.
At the moment, the US authorities’s gold is valued at a ebook value of $42.22 a fine troy ounce – making it worth $11bn. At present market costs it will be price over $650bn. So – if we’ve understood accurately – Federal Reserve banks can be required to remit round $640bn to the US Treasury. And the Treasury might use these funds to purchase Bitcoin.
That is clearly mad.
If a price-insensitive purchaser got here waddling slowly down the street waving an open cheque ebook measured within the tons of of billions, we think about crypto value fireworks can be otherworldly. The thoughts additional boggles on the macroeconomic and monetary implications that such a transfer would unleash.
It’s simple to see the lure of bitcoin. It has technological beauty, even when it’s an environmental disaster. However in contrast to most belongings, it has no money flows, no direct bodily property rights, and limited utility. It’s a declare on nothing greater than confidence. Regardless of. Monetary worth — to state the plain — is plutocratically determined. A pledge from the very authorities from which the US greenback derives its worth* to pump up bitcoin valuations with freshly minted {dollars} is one thing that we must always take severely.
Ought to we take this actually? Whereas we are going to undoubtedly be accused of peddling FUD, we discover it onerous to take action.
However punters on Polymarket reckon that there’s an about on-in-three likelihood that Trump units up a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve by the top of April 2025. Admittedly, they could discover one other strategy to go about it. However it’s hardly a tail danger.
* We’re leaning right here on the chartalist view of money which reckons that cash derives its worth largely from the requirement to pay taxes within the items of foreign money specified. Failure to take action leads the state to deploy its monopoly-of-violence to deprive you of your liberty, creating a robust incentive to build up sufficient foreign money to fulfill your debt.